[He listens, humming a little once she's done while reaching out to take her hands. Here, stop twisting your shirt like that, you're gonna mess it up!]

Did you know one of my jobs back home as Supreme Leader of Evil was to make sure nobody was bored? It was a pretty big responsibility, but my subordinates and I tackled it with enthusiasm! Of course, it helps that I get bored suuuuuuuuuuper easily, so I was always looking for ways to fix that. We traveled all over the world, me and my top members, making sure there wasn't a single dull day to be had!

[His smile is full of pride as he says this.]

I'm still starting out again, but pretty soon I'll make sure this place isn't boring either, y'know? As I slowly take over, I'll keep it interesting, and then pretty soon the whole station will be in my control and one word from me will be able to change everything! But until then, whenever you're bored, come hang out with me!

[Because he's probably bored too.]