[Luckily, the amputations he went through happened in Virtual Reality, so he didn't carry any of the physical signs of it. Like...y'know. Missing limbs. But boy does that stick with you mentally afterwards.

And, luckily again, he really isn't lying. Of course there's only so much a liar like him can insist that and so much he can expect of people as far as actually believing him goes, but at least his actions will surely speak louder than his words.

When he gets there, he's all smiles, knocking on the door and happily accepting that glass of water once she answers.]

I knew you were a good choice! You even had this ready for me. Have you ever considered being a maid? You probably couldn't be as good as Tojo-chan, but you wouldn't be bad either~ Plus you'd probably look really cute in a maid dress.